I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?
this photoset of skeletons fucking is both horrifying and slightly arousing. im both screaming and jacking of but thats nothing new.
this is beautiful
ARE YOU FUCKIGFN KIDDING ME RIGTHT NOW?
"Fuck white people!"
"Fuck straight people!"
When you demonize one particular race/gender/sexuality for the actions of a few nutcases, you are part of the problem, not the solution.
After all, is that not exactly what you’re protesting against?
/r/TumblrInAction has proved to me that these people are beyond logic and reason. They have decided that white people, males and heterosexuals are irredeemably evil, and so must be treated without the same respect or rights that they demand for those who are not white, male or heterosexual.
love how some doctor who episodes have a canon lesbian couple who are present for the majority of an episode and together for much of it but still don’t pass the bechdel test. love it. love this a+ representation. love it so f uckin gmucch
Christ on a crumpet, you people find insult in everything, don’t you